Sunday, January 12, 2020

Day 0: Transit to Manhattan, Kick-off Party

[From 2009]

            Mark was flying from London, and meeting us in NY city.  Starting from Boston, Dan and Glenn would swing by Long Island to grab the McLaren from storage.  They just picked up the Scuderia 16M from Ferrari of New England, where it had 213 miles on the odometer.  The paint is a custom pearlescent white (for which Ferrari kindly charged more than the MSRP of a Toyota Prius) with red leather interior.  This outré color combo is not Dan’s typical style, so I’ve taken to calling him “Paris Hilton”.  Perhaps it shows just how slightly deranged we are in that we’re planning on sending the slate gray 612 Scaglietti ahead as the “stealth” vehicle to sniff out trouble. 

            To utterly no surprise, the first kink in our plan had cropped up already.  Bertone had been doing high-speed tests of the Mantide at the Nardo test track in Italy.  It was to have been shipped back to NY before our departure, but thanks to the airline somehow losing the paperwork, it was stuck in Luxembourg.  Now it was supposed to arrive at JFK on Sunday, but it would have to clear customs, so it’d be Tuesday at best before we could pick it up, but it could well be delayed further.  Do we delay our departure?  Have it shipped from NY to St Louis to meet us?  Draft another friend to drive it out?  We decided to play it by ear, and press on regardless.

            The team finally all rendezvoused in Manhattan, where we had a kick-off dinner with friends and family at Alfredo of Rome at Rockefeller Center.  The cars parked on 49th St caused the first of many, many commotions of the trip, with tour buses leaning to the side as everyone pressed faces against glass.  After plates of Fettuccini Alfredo, we surprised Dan with a custom made cake in the shape of the Mantide, then headed for the hotel for a good night’s sleep – the most sleep we’d get for the week, as it turns out.



Prelude / Introduction -- "Gumball", preparations and DOT regulations

[From 2009]

            It started, simply enough with a one-word email:  “Gumball.” 

Many readers are no doubt familiar with the 1976 movie, The Gumball Rally, similar in plot and tone to the subsequently-released but better-known Cannonball Run, both portraying a race across the country, from Manhattan to the Pacific ocean.  The competition is triggered by phone calls and telegrams relaying that one word.  

            My friend Dan Watkins sent this email to me in mid-July, knowing full well that I’d immediately reply  – “Ok, what the heck are you up to now?”  Most recently, Dan participated in a Ferrari Club of America rally through New England in his recently acquired McLaren F1.  Shanghaied as his navigator, I found myself stuffed into the right-hand passenger seat (which, surprisingly, had more headroom for my 6’3” XL frame than the left-hand passenger seat) for 600 very quick miles through the White and Green mountains. 

            “I’ve been invited to show my newest acquisition on the lawn at Pebble Beach, and I thought I should also have a couple of Ferraris there.  And the McLaren is being shown as well.  Rather than doing the boring thing and shipping all the cars there via transporter, I thought that we should drive across the country.  Just like the Gumball Rally.  Only without the car wrecks and police helicopters.  Hopefully.”

            “Dude!  I’m so in.  But I thought the McLaren was your ‘latest acquisition’?”

            “Oh, didn’t I tell you?  I bought the Bertone Mantide.  I drove it at the Goodwood Festival of Speed, and Stile Bertone wants to have it introduced to the US audience in Monterey.  I’ve always liked Jim Glickenhaus’ P4/5 built on the Enzo, and wanted a coach-built one myself.  It’s being shipped here, and I think we should drive it, the McLaren and a couple of Ferraris to California.”

            “Wait – you bought a Mantide?  When did that happen?”

            “Well, technically, I bought the Mantide, but yeah.  Bertone is considering building more depending on demand, but for now, it’s the only one.  What better way to show how practical it is than to drive it to Pebble Beach?”

Stile Bertone, the legendary Italian design house, built the Mantide as a styling exercise to demonstrate its current prowess.  This is the baby of Jason Castriota, Design Director at Bertone, who worked on the Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano, the Maserati GranTurismo, the Maserati Birdcage 75th and the Rolls Royce Hyperion concept cars.  Most pertinently, Jason was the Head Designer at Pininfarina for the one-off Ferrari P4/5 for Glickenhaus.  With a hand-laid carbon-fiber body and interior built on the new Corvette ZR1 chassis and drivetrain, the Mantide runs the stock (for now) supercharged Chevy V8 putting out 638 horsepower, but carries about 200 fewer pounds.

            Now, a word about Mr. Watkins.  Dan is a Boston-based co-founder of a thriving software company, and is now able to indulge the passion for cars inculcated by Formula 1 as a young lad growing up in a working-class English city.  A financial firm invested in his start-up a couple of years back, so Dan, 40, could now compete in the Ferrari Challenge series, and race a Porsche 911 GT3 Cup at the 24 Hours of Daytona.  His collection has included a Ferrari 288 GTO, Dino 246 GTS, Lamborghini Miura, and a series of modern Ferraris.

            But unlike many or even most collectors, Dan’s ethos has always been to drive, believing that cars are meant to be used.  When Dan and I first met, I thought his black Ferrari 360 Modena was painted gray, when it just went unwashed for months.  To attend F1 races, he’s driven the 288 GTO to Montreal and a Challenge Stradale to Indianapolis.  So it’s perfectly natural, in his mind, to drive four supercars across the country.

            “Ok, so we’re taking the Bertone and the McLaren.  Which Ferraris?”

            “Well, my Scuderia Spider 16M should be delivered in a couple of weeks, so we can take that.  It’d be cool to have the world’s highest mileage 16M, don’t you think?  And for comfort and luggage room, I thought the 612 Scaglietti would be perfect.”

            Damn.  The automotive road trip of a lifetime – driving across the country in more than $5 million worth of exotic cars.  To complete our team, we recruited friends Mark Nolan, 44, an IT professional from London who’s also an avid amateur photographer, and Glenn Farrell, 48, a builder of spectacular luxury houses from the Maine coast.  Glenn, Dan and I had all driven Ferraris together on the race track, so we had mutual confidence in driving skills; with Mark, we agreed to remind him to stay on the right side of the road.

            With just three weeks before the departure date, planning shifted into panicked high gear.  We debated the proposed route, hoping to include some remarkable roads in the East as well as the best of the Rockies and the West.  We’d have to sacrifice the middle of the country to Interstates.  Our checklist included:  UHF radios, multiple Valentine 1 radar detectors, a digital trunking radio scanner, AAA memberships, plenty of cash for bail, and a roll of duct tape. 

            Dan and I discussed reliability and spares:  “Hey, how unreliable can a one-off hand-built prototype built by guys named Alfredo and Luigi be?”  “But it’s built on a Corvette!  Bet it’ll be more reliable than a hand-built 12-year old supercar constructed out of unobtainium by guys named Nigel and Rupert.”  “Do you think the Ferrari that’s survived two years of power-drifting through Boston snowstorms will be more reliable than the brand new, limited-production one right off the boat?”  “And how many sidewall failures have we had with the low-profile baloney skins that come on Ferraris these days?” 

Admittedly, it was the tire issue that scared us the most.  If one of us hit a big pothole, we could lose a tire, and it’d be at least a day or two before we could acquire a replacement.  Ironically, it was the custom-made Michelins ($5000 per set) on the McLaren F1 that was the least frightening; with higher-profile 45 series 17” tires, its wheels looked like they belonged on an SUV, comparatively speaking.

Another consideration that cropped up was the legal mileage limitation on the McLaren F1.  It had been imported under the DOT’s Show or Display exemption, which meant that it was restricted to 2500 miles per annum.  To solve both issues, Dan decided to bring his Ferrari Challenge race car Toterhome RV that could carry two cars, stacked.  We packed spare tires for all the cars into it, and planned to garage the F1 for the long-haul through the Midwest.  The truck would, we planned, leap-frog our route, to ensure that it was no more than a few hours away.  Yes, it was over the top, but bringing along a rolling garage made the plan bulletproof.  Or so we thought.

            Our goals for the trip were simple:  get all four cars from Manhattan to Monterey in eight days, take in some of America’s best National Parks, enjoy some famous windy roads, and avoid getting arrested.  I had another goal:  to find out if the Bertone Mantide is the solution to the “Corvette issue.”  What’s that?

The Corvette.  Either you’ve always wanted one, probably since you were a teenager, or else you never quite understood the appeal.  Oh sure, you aficionados of Porsches, BMWs and Ferraris may respect the Corvette, respect its dominating performance, and respect its huge bang-for-the-buck ratio, but you’ve never lusted for one.  You may even have considered a Dodge Viper over your perennial 911 or M3 lust, but a Z06 never quite scratches that itch.  So what happens when a historic Italian design house takes the ultimate factory Corvette and drapes a stunning new dress over it?  Can the Bertone Mantide win over those who never really fell for the ‘Vette?

The challenge, then, for the Mantide was to see if it could outshine (or even come close to) the best attributes of the other cars:  the GT touring legs and comfort of the 612 Scaglietti, the South Beach cruising sex appeal of the Scuderia 16M, and the utterly dominating performance and presence of the McLaren F1.

            And I had similar questions of the other cars.  Can the McLaren F1, for all of its world-class performance reputation, serve as Gordon Murray insisted – as a comfortable GT machine too?  Could the Scuderia 16M demonstrate the worth of its huge price differential over the ecstasy of the “standard” 430 Spider, while retaining the exquisite driving experience of the 430 Scuderia coupe?  And could the 612 Scaglietti, with its real-world weight of close to 4,000 pounds, use its massive torque to keep up with the burners on America’s best roads?

On occasion of the auction of the Bertone Mantide - reliving the 2009 adventure.



Yes, the Bertone Mantide is going up for Auction, after a decade of fun, at the Worldwide Auctioneers Scottsdale Auction on Wednesday, January 15.  So I'm taking this opportunity to relive the glorious adventure we had, traveling from NYC to Monterey back in 2009:  4643 miles, eight days, four supercars---McLaren F1, Bertone Mantide, Ferrari Scuderia 16M Spider, Ferrari 612 Scaglietti---and zero tickets.

My article on the trip was published in Automobile magazine, with photography by Daniel Byrne, Brian Konoske, Mark Nolan and yours truly.  But that article was edited for space (and, sure, trimming my excesses).  The original piece I submitted ran more than twice as long, with a lot more detail and mis-adventures.  I'll be publishing the full, unexpurgated version here this week, as we go!


By way of background, here's a good piece in Hemmings about the Bertone Mantide.  Dan is back and living in London, a senior executive at an international financial firm.  Glenn is still building mansions in Maine, Mark is traveling the globe in IT, and Dennis is in private equity, based in Boston but on the road too.

And, yes, we are grossly overdue for another adventure.  Stay tuned!

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Another cross-country road trip, this time in a McLaren MP4-12C Spider

In the middle of the road trip - will update when I have a chance!  Stay tuned.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

My Automobile Magazine article on the Supercars Across America trip is now posted online!

Check it out, and let us know what you think. Or better yet, let the editors of the magazine know! :-)

http://bit.ly/SupercarsAutomobileArticle

Monday, October 5, 2009

Getcher copy of Automobile Magazine now!

For the 3 of you that may care, the Automobile Magazine article on our Supercars Across America trip is now out! Subscribers should be receiving the November issue in their mailboxes any day (some have already gotten it), and it's available now on newsstands.

YouTube videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oZpk_fIxpg

Tail of the Dragon, TN/NC. 318 Curves in 11 miles. This is a video of the Ferrari 16M tackling the road, with Dennis driving and Mark shooting from the passenger seat (and trying not to hurl). Drove it at "The Pace", a term motorcyclists use to mean going as fast as possible WITHOUT having to resort to braking, and using the whole road BUT without crossing the double yellow. Just balancing that throttle, baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrin-PQqJGs

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti climbing the mountain with Dan driving and Glenn feeling queasy in the passenger seat, shot by Justin Forte and friends on chase motorcycles. Shot while following the 16M in the video above.

Sidebar: Places of Interest to Eat and Sleep:

Dylan Hotel. We stayed at this newly reopened luxury boutique with surprisingly reasonable rates in midtown East. My suite had vaulted ceiling approximately 20’ high. 52 East 41st Street, New York, NY‎. (212) 338-0500‎. http://www.dylanhotel.com/

Alfredo of Rome, classic Italian restaurant at Rockefeller Center. Its progenitor in Rome has been in business for nearly a century, and lays claim to being the originator of Fettucini Alfredo. 4 W 49th St, New York, NY. (212) 397-0100. http://www.alfredo.com/

Trattoria Cinque, a brand new Italian joint in the heart of TriBeCa has an Italian motorsport design motif. 363 Greenwich Street., New York, NY 212.965.0555 http://www.trattoriacinquenyc.com/

The inspiring custom Bertone Manitde cake came from Sweet Results, Framingham, MA. Laura Kean Anes, the baker, does some “wicked awesome” stuff with sugarpaste. Check out photos of other masterpieces here: SweetResults.blogspot.com

Scruggs Real Pit Barbecue. Not the best of neighborhoods, but a smoked pork sandwich to die for (and depending on the time of night, you do run that risk). 1920 E Magnolia Ave, Knoxville, TN. (865) 524-4333

Ritz-Carlton, St. Louis. Actually located in the upscale suburb of Clayton, this Ritz-Carlton offers a nice mélange of modern hospitality and old European style. The world’s most comfortable hotel bed added major points. 100 Carondelet Plaza, St. Louis, MO‎. (314) 863-6300‎. http://www.ritzcarlton.com/

Ritz-Carlton, Denver. Same attention to detail and hospitality as the other Ritz-Carlton, but with a distinctively different modern style. Very comfortable beds as well, and a kick-ass breakfast menu. 1881 Curtis St, Denver, CO. (303) 312-3800. http://www.ritzcarlton.com/

Gateway Canyons Resort. In the middle of nowhere, it’s where you really must go. Offering a full service spa, rock climbing, river sports, horseback riding, and most importantly, spectacular roads and exotic car rentals with which to enjoy them. You won’t regret it. 43200 Hwy 141, Gateway, CO. (970) 931-2458. http://www.gatewaycanyons.com/ and http://www.westernroadadventures.com/

Mi Rancherito Mexican Restaurant. If you find yourself touring along RT 50 in Utah, stop here for the best pork verde in a 100 mile radius. 540 Topaz Blvd, Delta, UT. (435) 864-4245‎.

Owl Club & Steak House. Full of character, this is a glorified diner with impressively good burgers and chili. The bar and “casino” next door has slots and some large hunting trophies.
61 S Main St, Eureka, NV. (775) 237-5280.

The Village at Squaw Valley. Pre-fab ski village North of Lake Tahoe, the Village caters to outdoor enthusiasts and families during the summer. Large 2 and 3 bedroom suites available at great prices, and interesting restaurants and shops in the adjacent village. 1750 Village East Road, Olympic Valley, CA. (866) 818-6963.

étoile at Domaine Chandon. Named one of the most romantic restaurants in the US, this is a true fine dining destination at a Napa winery. 1 California Dr, Yountville, CA. (707) 204-7529‎. http://www.chandon.com/

We had to professional photographers accompany us on portions of our trip. Daniel Byrne, of NYC, did the NY/NJ launch, and Brian Konoske of LA did the last day, from Squaw Valley through Tahoe, Napa and San Francisco. Both are great guys, very easy to work with, and highly talented!

Daniel Byrne, daniel@danielbyrnephoto.com, http://www.danielbyrnephoto.com/, http://www.autos.danielbyrnephoto.com/.

Brian Konoske, brian@konoske.com, http://www.konoske.com/.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Catching up....

Still can't quite believe we did it. I submitted a 9,600 word masterpiece/giant stinkin' pile of rubbish to Automobile Magazine, about twice the length they had specified. Oops. The editors were kind enough to spend several days hacking away the useless bits with a chainsaw to get it down to something like 3,700 words, and with the photos they selected from the professional photographers, Mark and yours truly, it's an EIGHT PAGE spread. You'll be able to see it in the next (November) issue, and I'm pretty pleased.

After that comes out, I may post the funny bits that didn't meet their high standards (all of the rude jokes, the innuendo, idle gossip, and complete and utter lies) on this blog, so stay tuned.

And to catch everyone up: on the Monday after we arrive at Monterey, Glenn, Mark and Dennis finally sleep in and are ready to fly home. Except, to our utter shock and amazement, every single rental car, limo service and scooter in a 100 mile radius of Monterey has been reserved. How could this possibly happen? It's not like it's the BUSIEST WEEK OF THE YEAR ON THE PENINSULA or anything like that. Ooops.

So, finally we track down a black car service to take Mark to SFO to catch his flight, sucking cubic dollars out of his wallet. I was able to phone up old friend Leland and beg and plead for him to leave his adorable baby girl, hop in his Prius and drive down to Monterey to pick up Glenn and me. As we head up to catch our evening flight, I reflect on the ignominy of taking this last stage in a PRIUS, of all vehicles, with Leland extolling on its gas mileage virtues. Blech.

But we arrive home safe and sound, and I proceed to reintroduce myself to my 4 and 6 year old daughters, who I don't think quite realized I was gone for a week ("Oh, daddy, you're home. Did you bring us anything?"), kiss my understanding and patient wife, and collapse into a 2-day slumber. I love my bed.